The
Dog Show & The Bike Show
by Dennis Nyback
THE DOG SHOW
Sunday, July 27, was BRING YOUR DOGGIE TO DOGGIE FILM SHOW DAY at the
Clinton St. Theater. Yes, doggie films for an audience of at least forty-five
dogs and their owners. If you were there you'd have been in dog heaven.
A very nice assemblage. big dogs, small dogs, one in a doggie wheel chair,
and no un-attractive women brought in as a joke. The dogs were very well
behaved. They were also appreciative. During certain scenes a bark of approval
was heard. At least I assume they were barking in approval. Other than
having several dogs around while growing up, I don't know that much about
them. The house lights were left up a little so the dears wouldn't get
confused in the dark.
The
program appropriately started with Puddy the Pup (1936) in................................SCAT
CATS! Apparently most of the dogs were illiterate as the title card did
not get the response it deserved. The second film was Shep The Farm Dog
(1940) a nice black and white oooold educational. This one elicited barks
when Shep would run directly at the camera. That sort of action seemed
to draw most of the dog's attention. The next film was Step Lively (1919)
starring Harold Lloyd and an un-credited Boston Terrier. Harold tries to
steal a hot dog and the Terrier makes his life miserable for the next ten
minutes of this one reel short. This one got a big round of applause by
the humans. Then came Washee Ironee (1934) with Pete the Our Gang dog (and
the rest of the cast). Too bad a lot of these Our Gang shorts can no longer
be seen due to their suppression in the interest of erasing evidence of
America's past stereotypical treatment of blacks.
There was then a ten minute break in case anyone needed trip to the
toilet or the nearest tree.
The show resumed for the relieved attendees with Tippy The Town Dog
(1957) an amazingly dumb and wonderful educational, in Kodachrome. A not
too bright ten year old wheedles himself into the ownership of a stray
mutt. The title character than runs off. The suspense is incredible as
we follow the boy in search of Tippy and follow Tippy's near misses with
automobiles. There is of course a happy reunion at the end.
The
triumphant end of the show was provided by Teddy At The Throttle (1916)
starring KEYSTONE TEDDY! Also in the cast were Gloria Swanson, Bobby Vernon
and Wallace Beery. I'd call Teddy a Great Dane. He absolutely steals the
show when he leaps from a second floor window, dives from a cliff into
a raging river, and vaults into the cab of speeding locomotive to save
Gloria's life. The audience erupted in barks, cheers and applause at the
end of the program.
The mess left behind was much lighter than that left by the people who
come to Rocky Horror. The best thing was: a good time was had by all.
BIKE NITE
In
the middle of July I was asked to take part in an interesting event. A
rabid bicyclist named Gail Buteau decided to have an outdoor circus and
film show. She rounded up a traveling three person circus. They were from
New Orleans and were driving around the country in a re-fitted bread truck.
It was kind of like an old time medicine show. I would provide the films.
They would feature bicycles, circus acts, jazz and dance. The electricity
for everything would be generated by seven bicyclists pedaling like mad.
A local artisan who makes things out of junked bicycles built the device.
It involved two automobile alternators, a car battery, a thousand watt
inverter, and a bunch of bikes linked together with chains and gears. To
put on a good show I decided to provide a twelve foot pull down screen
(no frame to support it), a projector, films, a 1950 Bell and Howell Power
Speaker (c.1950 Bell and Howell with a built in 25 watt tube amp), a standard
speaker, and everything needed to hook it all up.
The
show was Thursday, August 22. I would guess 300 in attendance. It was the
same night as the protest against President Bush appearance in town, which
siphoned off a lot of the intended crowd. No one at this event got pepper
sprayed. Most of them arrived on bikes. Children arrived on foot and in
strollers, many clinging perilously to the seat attached to their parent's
Schwin. A few had the temerity to arrive in an automobile. They all loved
the films, the circus acts, and the vegetarian food sold from a cart. I
ended the show with the finale from Stormy Weather, the all-black Hollywood
musical from 1943, in which the Nicholas Brothers come down the huge stair
steps landing in the splits at each tier. No crowd can resist going wild
over that. It is probably the single greatest thing ever put on film.
I had arrived at the site at five in the afternoon with no real plan
to hang the screen. I knew I would use the truck that belonged to the circus.
I knew I would need something to put on the roof of the truck to add height.
What that something would be was the mystery. I thought I would find something
by walking around the neighborhood. A couple of shopping carts would have
worked. There were several construction sites, but everything of use was
locked up. The site was a grassy, vacant lot at the corner of 20th and
Alberta in the slowly gentrifying black section of town. I finally found
six milk crates that I was allowed to borrow from a food co-op five blocks
away.
To set up, Ed, the owner of the circus got up on the truck. I tossed
up the milk crates. I handed up the screen and he set it across the milk
crates. He hung on to the screen frame while I pulled the screen down and
tied it to the wheels. He then stretched bungee cords from the top of the
milk crates to the edge of the trucks roof. Voila! As long as the wind
didn't kick up it would be ok. The seven bikes provided ample power. There
were plenty of riders, taking turns. I would run a ten minute film, then
Ed or the girls would do an act, not always involving fire, which gave
the pedalers a chance to rest and change places. Other than the crowd tromping
over everything and accidentally unplugging the power speaker once, the
show went smooth as silk.
Ed
was front man for the circus, assisted by Rose and Mary. They were darn
cute. They did a few tricks, using fire, hoola hoops, etc. The emcee for
the night was a man on very tall stilts. He didn't fall over once. The
most popular event was bike jousting. Two riders at each end of the arena
were mounted on ten foot tall bikes. They brandished long, padded lances.
They sped toward each other and tried to dismount the other. They did it
several times. No one was killed.
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