Defining the 1970s Through
Classic Commercials
From the ridiculous to the
sublime. Thank God you won't be suckered into buying a lot of these
products, since many of them are no longer on the market. For the
others, this is warning to enjoy the ads, but don't buy the product --
especially Rely Tampons which were pulled after killing many women with
toxic shock syndrome. See notes
Program List
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Rely Tampons
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Opening remarks
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Credits
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Intertitle: You Gotta Have a Gimmick
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Don't Squeeze the Charmin', Mr. Whipple
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Wonder Bread, We're the fresh guys
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Doral Cigarettes, Taste Me Taste
Me
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Borax Soap Dispenser
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The new two hole spray deodorant
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Intertitle: Sex Sells
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Score For Hair, Blatant phallic symbols
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Ponds Cold Cream, Rape fantasy
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Coppertone, We Own the Sun
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MacLeans Toothpaste, When You're
Ready!
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Intertitle: Feminine Allure
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Carnation Ultra Thin
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Cutex
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Maybelline Eye Lashes
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Cachet Perfume
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MDS Feminine Deodorant Spray
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Intertitle: Moral Crusade
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United Negro College Fund
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Tooth Decay, animated w/Tarzan
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Safe swimming, w/ Roadrunner and Shamu
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Presidential Physical Fitness
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Intertitle: The New Joy of Food:
Out of a Box
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Rice A Roni
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Betty Crocker Instant Potatoes
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Green Giant Peas
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Better Foods Mayo
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Swanson TV Dinners
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Stag Chile in a Can
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Intertitle: Nine out of Ten Dentists
Agree Sex Sells Toothpaste
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Ultra Brite, Give Your Mouth SEX APPEAL
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Gleem II
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Macleans
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Pearl Drops
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Tic Tac Breathmints
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Intertitle: Boogie On Down and Grab
a Soda
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Dr. Pepper, I'm a Pepper
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7-Up, in a Disco
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Diet Dr. Pepper, Pin Ball Disco
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Dad's Mug Root Beer
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Coke
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Intertitle: Cleanliness is Next to
Godliness
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New Bold, Insulted housewife
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Irish Spring
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Cold Power
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Fab With Borex, Boys Will Be Boys
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Intertitle: Toys R Us
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Mattel Thundershift
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Knit Magic
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Pedal Pretty Curl Doll
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Kathy Quick Doll
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Mouse Trap Game
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Barbie Doll
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American Meal
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Doo Dads
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Ding Dongs
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Twinkies, Space Girls
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Dorados Chips
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Nestles Chocolate, Cold Bunny
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Intertitle: Celebs Gotta Work Too
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Universal Studios, Alfred Hitchcock
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Crisco, Peter Boyle
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No Littering, Pat Deodorant
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Hour After Hour Deodorant, Diane
Keaton
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All Detergent, Lilly Tomlin
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Carling Beer, George Burns
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Intertitle: Big American Cars
Defeated By Imports
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Lincoln Town Car
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Ford Escort
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Jeep Introduces the first SUV
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Toyota Drag Racer
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Easy Bake Oven
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Intertitle: Junk Food The All
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Honda, 30 Second Test Drive
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Dodge Truck
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AMC Pacer, The Sandwich King
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Intertitle: Damn the Ozone!
Hair Is Important
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Blonds American Style
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VO Five Hair Spray
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Control For Men's Hair
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Vitalis
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Intertitle: Who Needs A Doctor
When you've Got TV
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Doan's Pills, for back ache
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Anacin
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Preparation H
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Wart Remover
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Alka Seltzer
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Clearasil
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Intertitle: When Fun Was Fun:
Smoking and Drinking
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Winston Cigarettes, It's Not
How Long You Make It
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Carling Beer, Marching Band
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Ernest and Julio Gallo Wine
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Marlboro Cigarettes
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Schlitz Malt Liquor, Watch Out For
The Bull
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Ice House Wine Coolers
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Colt 45
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Intertitle: Part of a Balanced Breakfast
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Wheaties, When You Know He's A Man
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Fruit Loops
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Alphabits, with The Jackson Five
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Sugar Frosted Flakes
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Trix Silly Rabbit!
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Coco Pebbles, with Fred and Barney
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Intertitle: Riding the Gravy Train
all the way to the Bank
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Purina Horse Food
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Gaines Burgers
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Gravy Train
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Purina Tender Vittles
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Nine Lives Cat Food
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Purina Cat Chow Chow Chow
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Intertitle: The Fine Art of Exploiting
Children
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Sippity Doo Da
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Crazy Foam
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MacDonalds, Ronald MacDonald
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Twinkies, Creepy Clowns
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Kool Aid Bowling Alley, Hey
Kool Aid!
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A Final Word from Rod Serling
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Notes:
Somewhere in my reading during the year
2000 I stumbled across the quote "You can tell the ideals of a nation
by its advertisements" attributed to Norman Douglas. It then struck
me I that I had found a use for the many TV commercials I had amassed over
the years. The result was the program Defining the 1970's Through Classic
Commercials. It premiered at the Clinton Street Theater, received a rave
review from
Shawn Levy in the Portland Oregonian, and did very good business.
That was the easy part. Putting the show together was the hard part.
The final program had 132 commercials.
They had been whittled down from hundreds. To start with I watched the
hundreds of commercials and took notes. Many were built up on forty five
minute reels. I then thought of categories to group the ads in. Among the
groups I came up with were Sex Sells, Hook’em While They’re Young, and
Damn the Ozone: Hair is Important. I started grouping the ads. After a
couple of weeks of work I had dozens of stacks, small reels and bigger
reels. This was in the tiny projection booth of the Clinton that was already
littered with dozens of reels of my films. I had 16mm intertitles made
to introduce the categories to the viewers. Finally I was ready for the
final edit. I had it done a couple of hours before the critics arrived
for the press screening. Oh, at least I had reel one ready. I finished
reel two while number one was on the screen.
I took Defining the 1970's Through Classic
Commercials to Europe in 2001. The title was changed to The Truth About
the Disco Decade. It met with good success. I also showed it at the Interfilm
Film Festival in Berlin, in New
York and in Seattle. |